Can you guess what word is on my current, “word that tugs on the inside of my ears like nails on chalk board sound"?Read the short "geesh this word bugs the hell out of me" rant. When you get to the end, please comment and let me know what you think and/or what word annoys the heck out of you right now.
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Back in the day I worked as a county bureaucrat: I know, next to impossible to believe I was ever a county bureaucrat but I was and the word abuse there was rampant.
The words that bothered me the most there included “interface” and “empower”. Everything we did seemed to involve interfacing and everyone was or needed to be empowered or was empowering to others. I was nauseas over word abuse.
I listened attentively at a recent poetry slam. Nearly every poet threw in the magic word “truth” which simply annoyed me, after a while. It is a phenomenal word when not abused. Powerful, even. When spoken as one would respond to the ubiquitous, “How are you?” response of “Fine” when the lies of "I am anything but fine" are flaking off you as if you had a massive personal life exfoliation.
This is when you begin to know the horrifying ugliness that comes from word abuse.
Here is the definition of my currently annoying word:
1. Impressively beautiful, elaborate, or extravagant; striking.
2. Very good; excellent.
Here is a Jack London quote using my currently annoying word. The only difference is I replaced the word that annoyed me with a synonymous word, instead, to see if the meaning held:
“I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in striking glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.”
“I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in impressively beautiful glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. “
“I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in extravagant glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. “
Jack London is a phenomenal author who shares California roots. If he found it unannoying, maybe I should jump on the bandwagon. The tired-of-it me wants to beg Jack to come back to life and choose one of my other choices.
Maybe it is the reality that this word feels showy to me. It feels like a word that shows off its presence, that says, “Look at me, I am four syllables long and I wear a funky crown I repurposed from goodies I bought at the thrift store.”
I just flashed on an image of Martha Stewart, making objects of homey art while in prison, proclaiming, “Look at this excellent napkin ring, fashioned from the most basic prison house contraband.”
I thought complaining about this word, which continues to go unnamed, would somehow make me feel better. It hasn’t.
Fabulous. Yes, spectacular. I have to admit, cloyingly magnificent.
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